Teaching You How to Live

Hey guys! I just wanted to kind of set up some ground rules for this blog, and let you know what to expect.

If there's one thing I've learned through my life experiences, it's that I've never been wrong. Sure, I've learned certain information (Wikipedia is just grand, isn't it?) but really, everything I've said or thought has been pretty much spot on. Eventually I realized that I was doing the world a disservice by limiting my brilliance to my friends and family.

I will tell you what to wear, how to act, who to know, what to say, who sucks, who doesn't, and why you should wear suits as much as is humanly possible.

I can't promise I can fix you, but I can definitely promise that the act of trying to fix you will make me feel fantastic, and I'm not sure there is any nobler aim.